It’s story time.
Once upon a time there was a person who had never tried Quinoa.
One day they made their way to King’s Kitchen where they tried it for the very first time. Their life, as they put it, was changed.
Alas, something went horribly wrong!
For, our young hero- believing that all Quinoa is made the same way- made their way to a high-end supermarket and purchased a ready made pot. They cried out in agony as the flavourless fiend ran down their throat!
As if compelled to by the spirits of Quinoas past they flung the pot into the air, waved their hands like they just didn’t care and cursed the day…for they had been bamboozled!
“This tastes nothing like King’s quinoa”, they cried. “I’ve been…deceived.”
When news of the horror reached the King’s ears he had his best chefs remedy the horror by preparing a pot for our heartbroken hero.
Then, all was right with the world.
The moral of this true story?